Well I guess I should start counting the days until my sweep.... Hopefully that'll kick start things as I really really don't want to induced! Also, my big bro is coming down on friday and leaving on monday so it would be nice for Jamie to make an appearance before he leaves.
Anyone got any ideas on how much rent I should be charging my little squatter now?
I have come close to pulling my hair out every time I hear..... 'He's not here yet then?' or 'Weren't you supposed to be giving birth?' Ok, I admit it. I'm a fraud, a big fat liar. I'm not pregnant, I never have been... I just over indulged myself a few too many times and have been using it as an excuse for my lardy belly. There is no baby!!! (He's probably a toddler now anyway)
As for this whole nesting thing... when does that stop? Seriously, I can't hoover anywhere else. I am walking around to the sound of hoovers because I have been trying to bring labour on by furiously hoovering eveywhere... Glad to say I havent had a slice of pineapple for a few days... after that monsterous attempt! I did have a spicy curry last night though as there is 'supposedly' something in chillies that does something to something which makes something else do something to maybe start labour... (got that?! lol)
I don't really believe in these methods to start labour anyway. If they worked, then why are there so many overdue women? I believe walking helps as gravity very much does exist. Saying that, it doesn't stop me tryin them all!
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