There have been many official complaints made against you (all by me) abour your persistent figetting, assaults on internal organs and relentless urge to sit on any nerve that causes maximum grief. Dispite having being notified about your anti-social behaviour on numerous occasions, we have failed to reach an agreement and therefore I see no other alternative but to remove you from the premises.
There will be no option of an appeal as you were made aware of the implications of your actions and the severity of the matter if not resolved. Therefore, you must ensure you are out with minimum hassle by August 4th 2007.
Thank you for your patience, I am sure you'll agree that as you signed a 9 month contract, going overdue is not only a breech of contract, its plain mean as mummy and daddy want to meet you!
1 comment:
Brilliant! LOL!
Hope you're going to comply, Jamie!!!
xxx
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