Madame Zaritska's reading
Madame Zaritska, our resident clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for the arrival of your child. Here she does her best to predict certain aspects of your labor and birth experience.
What she senses for youThe day you deliver, outside will be blustery*. Your baby will arrive in the evening**.
After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a girl***, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 4 ounces****, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have green eyes and some blond hair*****.
* Its early August! Apparently 'the hottest summer since 1976!'
** More like in the early hours of the next morning!
*** Its definately a boy!
**** Nice weight, but we'll see
***** My bets are on daddys hair, so strawberry blonde!
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